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ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ❝ hey everyone ❞ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ ([personal profile] nerded) wrote2018-11-29 07:39 pm
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-05 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[............ not to Peter Parker Jr., that's for sure.

It's okay, though. He wouldn't have been much of an actor himself. Heck, he still probably would suck at it enough to not win any awards; it's a miracle more people haven't figured out his identity with all the near-misses, or the number of... backpacks he's left stuck everywhere...

Shut up.

He quirks a brow at the sound of crashing wood, moving quickly to help out.]


Oh, jeez — sorry about that, man...! I totally thought you had that. Here, lemme help get those back- [He starts patiently helping recollect the wood, duh. Because you've totally fooled him with your acting abilities. Jokingly, as if to brush off Peter's embarrassment for him:] You should really work core strengthening if you're gonna be a mountain man.

[He effortlessly lifts a stack, and starts walking it into the greenhouse.

And in case Lil' Pete asks about Big Pete's mad skills in lumber carrying:]


California's all about the protein powder and nature trails.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-06 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile Patrick looks totally chill and not at all ominously intentional about his weird test of power he just did (yeah, you better keep that mental note, buddy). He just shrugs casually and holds the door open for Pete with his (spider)butt. The greenhouse is empty, so nobody's gonna hear anything about ye ol' secret identity.]

Hey, hey, it's cool; you've got plenty of time to work on your muscles. Gym, football, maybe some track and field... [As Lil' Pete dumps the pile of wood on the big ol' stack in the back, Patrick tosses his nonchalantly on the ground next to the table, near the front door, which he kicks casually closed with a foot.] Or are those all activities you avoid doing because of your powers... Spider-Man?

[He may or may not had a nasally tone to it, like a generic comic book villain.

... What? C'mon, he's always wanted to be the one to say it like that, after all these years.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-06 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[God, that nervous laugh is like listening to a pitchier version of himself when Mary Jane asks if he's actually paid his rent yet.

But excellent, hazing is complete. Now he can drop the spooky (not remotely cool) villain tone and pat his hands off on his pants, because gross, wood chips. Despite this sudden revelation, this weirdo is still just as pleasant and friendly in tone as he was before.

At the fingers twitching, he holds his hands up in surrender.]


Hey, don't you go getting spooked and webbing me up; you sense any danger here, dude?

Besides, you totally started this when you gave away our identity here, not me.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-06 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, yep, there's the short-circuiting. He winces.]

Don't go having an aneurysm on me. Then I'll get crucified for freaking out Spider-Man Jr. to death. [... Actually, he didn't think this far ahead on the whole 'explanation' thing. But is there really any way to explain it without sounding like a psychopath? He figures that at the very least, if Bucky was aware of it, this kid'll either be aware or (if he's a science nerd to the extreme like Peter suspects he is) he'll accept it over time.

He holds out a hand for a handshake???

Please don't web me????]


Name's actually Peter, and I'm definitely not from California; I was just messing with you earlier.

Hooooow do you feel about alternate universes?
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-06 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He drops his hands to his sides, sighing through his nose. Woooo boy.

(Hey Pete, maybe you shouldn't have poked fun at the kid, he looks pretty freaked.)

(Please don't faint????)

(Seriously though don't throw up in the greenhouse, they grow food here.)]


Yeaaah, well... About that... I introduced myself to your pal, Bucky? And he knew right away that I was Spider-Man. Probably has to do with the fact that I let him know my name's Peter Parker, too. And I'm, uh. I'm Spider-Man! [Wags hands at his sides, like it's confetti time, only it's absolutely not.] Just... older. With a different face and voice.

[... And not any taller than this Peter. As is Parker luck.]

... Pretty similar fashion sense, though.

[Bet you had glasses before the bite, too.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-31 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[... Ah. He kind of expected this question, so it at least doesn't completely blindside him with aches and pangs that are visible from space. Besides, if he pretends she's not gone, then she's not, right? Perfect logic, right there.]

Yeah, I do. Our parents died when we were pretty young, and May and Ben took care of us after that.

[We, because unless Lil Pete says differently, he's gonna just assume the origins are all the same. But hey, maybe there's a lot of inconsistencies; he has to admit, he's really curious about the differences.]

And it's hard to say. I've been Spider-Man for eight years now, so there's a lot I've done since I was your age. Things could be pretty similar — or they could be wildly different. I know for a fact you're a crazy-smart kid, so you can figure up the conjectures and theories about parallel timelines and universes.

[A pause.]

What villains have you fought, yet? Kingpin? Vulture? Mysterio?

Any of those ringing bells?
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-31 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He huffs a laugh at that. Good ol' Toomes. Making all kinds of messes, all across the universe. That old geezer really needs to have better hobbies than torment a teenaged superhero, but you know how it goes.]

Hopefully they don't give you too much trouble. They're all a raging pain in the butt. Lucky for you, I happen to have it on good authority that we can take 'em in a fight. [Not always without getting beat to hell, but he's not about to tell the kid that; he's gonna do this no matter what, and Big Pete knows from experiencing it firsthand. Especially when MJ fretted about him, asked him if he should keep doing it; there was no question, at the time.

Now he doubts, sure, but it... took a while. And he's gonna keep going now.

... Especially after all his research turned into literal villainy.]


If there's anything you wanna ask, I'm 90% sure I'll answer honestly, if you want.

But first, I gotta ask, to clarify:

What year are you from?
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-31 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Aha. Now this is where the brain-breaking comes in. Yeesh.]

... 2018, same as you. October 2018, actually. Kind of perfectly lined up with coming here, actually. Which is luck I didn't think I'd get, but I'll take it. [He bites his lip, testing the waters very damn carefully.] Aaaand I'm guessing Devil's Breath doesn't ring any bells, either.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-31 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[I mean, Peter would never turn down a plate of Deviled eggs.]

... Not necessarily.

[He chews on his nail, thoughtful.]

I mean... we still have things that are similar enough. If anything... the differences in our years might account for some of the reasons we're not quite the same — not all the reasons, but some of them. Like... the Avengers weren't a thing when I started. There wasn't really a big boom in superheroes until a little later on, after I'd already been around a while saving old ladies from muggers.

And some of the things that happened to me from 2013 and could happen to you in 2019, just in a different time period. Or it might not happen at all, because you've got a bunch of wildly different elements affecting how you evolve—

Bottom line is, don't let it bother you too much, because it'll just make your head hurt.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-31 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't see why not.

[He hasn't had the pleasure of meeting Gwen and learning about her weird multiverse battling yet, but he's a pretty open-minded person. This kind of thing, it seems pretty on par the course. If people like the Avengers can exist? Gods, super soldiers, and magic? Then he has to believe that everything else follows somewhere, sometime.]

So maybe we might! I mean, I'm more worried we'd meet because of bad circumstances, so maybe it's better than we don't — but I'm definitely up for vacationing around universes for the heck of it.

[He smiles, leaning against the lip of the table behind him.]

We can hang out at Coney Island, maybe buy some hot dogs.

I've been banned from the rope ladder there a couple years ago, but I bet we're not in your world.

[He's pretty sure Peter has prooobably not gone super often, because they never were that well-off with cash even with Ben working to excuse spending 120 bucks on tickets alone, but they've had their rare day of fun.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-01-14 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He blows out a breath.]

Toomes. He was one of the first villains I ever dealt with, yeah. You might want to keep an eye on that guy — he has a habit of breaking out of prison and causing more trouble.

[He considers Peter for a moment, thoughtful.]

I bet it was pretty scary, huh? You deal with criminals on that level before then?
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-01-14 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He huffs a laugh, a sympathetic furrow in his brow.]

... I've lost exact count, but yeah, I had to.

It gets easier to manage, though — and that's over a couple years.

[He considers the boy for a moment. It's funny — he doesn't feel like he looked this young, when he started. God, he's getting old! 23-years-old and suddenly high schoolers look like kids to protect.]

If you ever need to talk about any of it, or you ever have any questions... I figure I'd be a pretty good ear. [A pause, and a laugh.] Also, sorry for scaring you earlier; I just couldn't help myself.

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