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ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ❝ hey everyone ❞ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ ([personal profile] nerded) wrote2018-11-29 07:39 pm
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-06 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[God, that nervous laugh is like listening to a pitchier version of himself when Mary Jane asks if he's actually paid his rent yet.

But excellent, hazing is complete. Now he can drop the spooky (not remotely cool) villain tone and pat his hands off on his pants, because gross, wood chips. Despite this sudden revelation, this weirdo is still just as pleasant and friendly in tone as he was before.

At the fingers twitching, he holds his hands up in surrender.]


Hey, don't you go getting spooked and webbing me up; you sense any danger here, dude?

Besides, you totally started this when you gave away our identity here, not me.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-06 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, yep, there's the short-circuiting. He winces.]

Don't go having an aneurysm on me. Then I'll get crucified for freaking out Spider-Man Jr. to death. [... Actually, he didn't think this far ahead on the whole 'explanation' thing. But is there really any way to explain it without sounding like a psychopath? He figures that at the very least, if Bucky was aware of it, this kid'll either be aware or (if he's a science nerd to the extreme like Peter suspects he is) he'll accept it over time.

He holds out a hand for a handshake???

Please don't web me????]


Name's actually Peter, and I'm definitely not from California; I was just messing with you earlier.

Hooooow do you feel about alternate universes?
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-06 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He drops his hands to his sides, sighing through his nose. Woooo boy.

(Hey Pete, maybe you shouldn't have poked fun at the kid, he looks pretty freaked.)

(Please don't faint????)

(Seriously though don't throw up in the greenhouse, they grow food here.)]


Yeaaah, well... About that... I introduced myself to your pal, Bucky? And he knew right away that I was Spider-Man. Probably has to do with the fact that I let him know my name's Peter Parker, too. And I'm, uh. I'm Spider-Man! [Wags hands at his sides, like it's confetti time, only it's absolutely not.] Just... older. With a different face and voice.

[... And not any taller than this Peter. As is Parker luck.]

... Pretty similar fashion sense, though.

[Bet you had glasses before the bite, too.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-31 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[... Ah. He kind of expected this question, so it at least doesn't completely blindside him with aches and pangs that are visible from space. Besides, if he pretends she's not gone, then she's not, right? Perfect logic, right there.]

Yeah, I do. Our parents died when we were pretty young, and May and Ben took care of us after that.

[We, because unless Lil Pete says differently, he's gonna just assume the origins are all the same. But hey, maybe there's a lot of inconsistencies; he has to admit, he's really curious about the differences.]

And it's hard to say. I've been Spider-Man for eight years now, so there's a lot I've done since I was your age. Things could be pretty similar — or they could be wildly different. I know for a fact you're a crazy-smart kid, so you can figure up the conjectures and theories about parallel timelines and universes.

[A pause.]

What villains have you fought, yet? Kingpin? Vulture? Mysterio?

Any of those ringing bells?
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-31 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He huffs a laugh at that. Good ol' Toomes. Making all kinds of messes, all across the universe. That old geezer really needs to have better hobbies than torment a teenaged superhero, but you know how it goes.]

Hopefully they don't give you too much trouble. They're all a raging pain in the butt. Lucky for you, I happen to have it on good authority that we can take 'em in a fight. [Not always without getting beat to hell, but he's not about to tell the kid that; he's gonna do this no matter what, and Big Pete knows from experiencing it firsthand. Especially when MJ fretted about him, asked him if he should keep doing it; there was no question, at the time.

Now he doubts, sure, but it... took a while. And he's gonna keep going now.

... Especially after all his research turned into literal villainy.]


If there's anything you wanna ask, I'm 90% sure I'll answer honestly, if you want.

But first, I gotta ask, to clarify:

What year are you from?
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-31 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Aha. Now this is where the brain-breaking comes in. Yeesh.]

... 2018, same as you. October 2018, actually. Kind of perfectly lined up with coming here, actually. Which is luck I didn't think I'd get, but I'll take it. [He bites his lip, testing the waters very damn carefully.] Aaaand I'm guessing Devil's Breath doesn't ring any bells, either.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-31 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[I mean, Peter would never turn down a plate of Deviled eggs.]

... Not necessarily.

[He chews on his nail, thoughtful.]

I mean... we still have things that are similar enough. If anything... the differences in our years might account for some of the reasons we're not quite the same — not all the reasons, but some of them. Like... the Avengers weren't a thing when I started. There wasn't really a big boom in superheroes until a little later on, after I'd already been around a while saving old ladies from muggers.

And some of the things that happened to me from 2013 and could happen to you in 2019, just in a different time period. Or it might not happen at all, because you've got a bunch of wildly different elements affecting how you evolve—

Bottom line is, don't let it bother you too much, because it'll just make your head hurt.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-31 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't see why not.

[He hasn't had the pleasure of meeting Gwen and learning about her weird multiverse battling yet, but he's a pretty open-minded person. This kind of thing, it seems pretty on par the course. If people like the Avengers can exist? Gods, super soldiers, and magic? Then he has to believe that everything else follows somewhere, sometime.]

So maybe we might! I mean, I'm more worried we'd meet because of bad circumstances, so maybe it's better than we don't — but I'm definitely up for vacationing around universes for the heck of it.

[He smiles, leaning against the lip of the table behind him.]

We can hang out at Coney Island, maybe buy some hot dogs.

I've been banned from the rope ladder there a couple years ago, but I bet we're not in your world.

[He's pretty sure Peter has prooobably not gone super often, because they never were that well-off with cash even with Ben working to excuse spending 120 bucks on tickets alone, but they've had their rare day of fun.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-01-14 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He blows out a breath.]

Toomes. He was one of the first villains I ever dealt with, yeah. You might want to keep an eye on that guy — he has a habit of breaking out of prison and causing more trouble.

[He considers Peter for a moment, thoughtful.]

I bet it was pretty scary, huh? You deal with criminals on that level before then?
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-01-14 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He huffs a laugh, a sympathetic furrow in his brow.]

... I've lost exact count, but yeah, I had to.

It gets easier to manage, though — and that's over a couple years.

[He considers the boy for a moment. It's funny — he doesn't feel like he looked this young, when he started. God, he's getting old! 23-years-old and suddenly high schoolers look like kids to protect.]

If you ever need to talk about any of it, or you ever have any questions... I figure I'd be a pretty good ear. [A pause, and a laugh.] Also, sorry for scaring you earlier; I just couldn't help myself.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-01-14 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs.]

Patrick's not the worst nickname ever.

[But as he listens to Peter, his expression relaxing into something a little more thoughtful, perhaps even somber. What should he even say? He doesn't want to be dishonest — that's not fair to the kid. And he wouldn't have wanted anyone to sugar-coat things either, if he were still fifteen.]

... Sometimes. I've had times where I've considered hanging up the outfit, too. Sometimes you do get tired of it — for a number of reasons. [He clears his throat.] We're not the same exact person, obviously, so I can't say how you'll feel about it in eight years; I still love the city, and I love helping people, and no matter how things turn out...

Well.

We're both pretty smart. We could figure out a way to keep people safe and happy in our own ways, even if we don't always want to be Spider-Man. [He smiles.] So if there's a point down the line where you feel like you can help the world in another way, that'll make you happy? Take it, kid. I promise you won't be letting anyone down by doing it.

And, y'know. Until that day comes, if it ever does... You're doing amazing things now.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2019-01-14 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Geez, it's hard to believe he was bright-eyed and youthful. Cut that out, you. Or don't, because Pete's relieved to see it than the alternative. But also — hey, being called awesome? Is kinda awesome. But also kind of leaves him feeling modest and weird. After all, he doesn't really think he's that great at the moment. Life's been rough, buddy, and he can only pray you have it easier than him eight years from now.]

Oooh yeah. You're, like, Level 1 of pep talks and puns. Just give yourself some time, and you'll probably snore them in your sleep. Buuut that's something you can work on. Until then, we just need to survive this place and get back to usual business.

[He holds up a fist for a fistbump, smirking.]

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