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ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ❝ hey everyone ❞ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ ([personal profile] nerded) wrote2018-11-29 07:39 pm
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[personal profile] thenovice 2018-11-30 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait, wait, please yield, so on and so forth—]

Dogs in boots?

[Are you teasing him now? Because it made him laugh, you've won.]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-11-30 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, that's a weird feeling alright; that weird twin psychic energy thing you'd see on some talk show like Montel. We're just gonna pretend that didn't happen at all, nope, just gonna smoosh those spidey senses down with a broom. He nods toward the greenhouse, and away he goes, bidding the teenager follow him.

Also he's just gonna grab a shitload more wood to carry, grunting like it weighs so much. So so much.]


Nice to meet you, too, man. Feel free to call me 'Pat' if you're feeling winded.

[Since we're walkin, and all — small talk!]

Sooo... Where are you from, Pete? Your accent's kind of familiar, but I'm not about to embarrass myself guessing from 50 nifty states and proving I can't pin a voice to save my life.

[personal profile] vermillon 2018-11-30 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Once he deems the fire large enough, he tips a log into it, and watches flames crackle, sparks floating upward before dying out in the air. And the fire they have going just grows and grows, consuming the log.]

X'rhun. [Though he pronounced it "Sheh-run", his accent flattening helpfully just so his U does not sound like an O. Just for that moment, in any case.] 'Tis a pleasure to meet you, young Peter.
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[personal profile] familiarnightmares 2018-11-30 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Grab a couple of sticks out of that pile there. Set 'em up like a cross. You want to work one against the other like a bow.

[ A beat, then: ]

At least, that's how they do it on TV, hell if I know if it actually works.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-02 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
New York? [He whistles.] I'm way too broke to visit, but it sounds great; I'm actually from California, myself. Lotta 'duuuudes' and 'gnarly' and overpriced wheatgrass shakes.

[Yes, those were done in stereotypical Californian accents that don't really exist over there.]

What's it like there? I mean, if you had to explain it to some random traveling soul.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-02 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[His expression softens considerably, and he's kind of glad he's not facing him completely; he'd probably get a weird look for how wistful he looks. But luckily, there's plenty of stuff to redirect on — especially since he's kind of thrown by the 'until Berlin' point.]

Berlin? Berlin, Germany? What kinda' internship takes a kid to another country?

[This sounds really interesting; he definitely never went to Berlin at this kid's age. Though to be fair, they don't look like the same person. Related, maybe, what with the similar enough complexions and hair color and whatnot, but...

... Universes, man.]

[personal profile] vermillon 2018-12-02 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[That might be one of the most awkward butcherings of his name he's heard so far in Deerington, but he cant even be mad.]

I shall offer you another name to call me by, if you so wish. I know my name is difficult for others to pronounce.
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[personal profile] thenovice 2018-12-02 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Dorkiest. 'Dorkiest'. It must mean ridiculous in nature, right?

He'll just assume so.]


I keep imagining a man walking into a village full of feral dogs — and seeing them in nothing but jackets and boots! He would run screaming, thinking the townsfolk had been put under a dark spell.

... I would give gems and gold to see such a spectacle.
justbeingknife: (blerg)

[personal profile] justbeingknife 2018-12-03 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ And speaking of deer, a ghostly stab was turning the corner up ahead, staring at them. ]

Uh... hi.

[ Majima always felt a little ridiculous talking to one of the forest critters (what was he, a Disney princess?) but this one seemed to have something specific in mind. It walked right up to them and started trying to nudge Peter along the street. ]

Is it just me, or does this one seem more determined than usual?
familiarnightmares: (I had a life once)

[personal profile] familiarnightmares 2018-12-03 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck.

[ It's even sincere; he might not care a whole lot about the fire, but it's a useful thing anyway. Better than eating everything raw even if he can't get that near it himself. ]
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[His eyebrows rise as Peter talks, and — oh man. Either this is a cover for the Avengers and they actually took him on a mission in Berlin, or Tony Stark's keeping him on the straight and narrow with an actual internship... ssssort of... he means, you know. For Tony Stark. Or hey, maybe it's both. The idea is an interesting one, though, and he has to admit, he's totally interested (and he did have Iron Man's number in case he ever wanted to take him up on the offer, but-).

Does the kid work in his labs, too? Does he hang out with Black Widow and Hawkeye in a bird nest somewhere, or whatever they do on their off-hours? Does Tony lock the liquor cabinet when the kid visits? He's got to have a liquor cabinet in there somewhere.

Well.

At least Tony Stark is probably a better role model than Otto Octavius. But let's not, uh. Let's not think about that for long. Especially when the kid looks a little sad to think about — ]


Hmm?

Oh! Yeah, yeah. It's got a lot of... hills. And, uh.... a lot of palm trees.
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[personal profile] quipsandthwips 2018-12-05 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aha, hello, greenhouse.

[Oh, thank goodness. He has no freaking clue how to explain California; he's never been there. But most importantly, the greenhouse looks completely empty, which is a perfect place to admit to the kid he's been pulling his leg all this time.

As they get to the door, he turns and deposits his entire stack of wood onto Peter's.]


Hold onto that for me, I'll get the door.

[Such a stack probably feels pretty damn light still, for a Spider-Kid. But you know, on second viewing of the woodpile, it's definitely not feasible for any other person of Peter's stature.

Funny.]

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