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i haven't met her personally either!!
[ lol kind of a lie???-ish? ]
so its okay
there's always a chance she might show up here
not that i'd wish this place on anyone
but yeah!
milkshakes sound awesome
i'm so down
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[ Wade 100% thinks Peter has met all the Avengers and is just sparing his fanboy feelings. ]
Trust me it's probably better I never meet her, she'll probably try to turn me into a pretzel or destroy the universe in a whole House of M sort of deal.
Milkshake Monday!!!! [ It's not even... Monday... ] wait, question for future food outings. Do you like tacos? if yes, have you found a taco place here? [ Apparently Wade's already decided they're buddies... Welcome to this revelation, Peter. ]
Oh yeah here.
[ Have an address to one of the many diners. ]
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as long as he doesn't suspect that Peter is anything but a fanboy who happened to have a chance to meet Avengers like they're celebrities. That's all. Yep. ]
oh my god yeah
i love tacos
tacos and burritos and hot dogs and panini sandwiches
basically all food
i haven't found any really good place though
nothing like the stuff in ny
[ FRIENDSHIP???? Peter's into it. ]
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you're speaking my language, P-dog
what about pizza
Please tell me you're a normal person and like pineapple on pizza.
Me neither. it's putting a huge damper on how many times I can actually say the word Chimichanga for a reason.
(which is the best word ever, just so we're clear)
I miss all the food carts in NY
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i love pizza
pizza's great
i don't really have an opinion on the pineapple on pizza thing but i'll eat it!
the food carts!!! ugh i wish they had food carts here
like
not scary food carts
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Wish I was as smart as you at your age
FUCK. I miss the food carts
even the scary ones
it's like playing Russian Roulette with your insides
Who wouldn't like that?
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i think this place might make you think twice about scary foodcarts
it'll be something worse than a trip to the bathroom at the end you know?
something way
way
worse
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hey speaking of bad endings
I wanted to say thanks
the shit that happened when we met.
You didn't have to stay back and help the guy the looks like the inside of a Hot Pocket and you still did
Not a lot of people would do that
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seriously man
its like no problem at all
you needed help and i wasn't gonna leave you
[ That's not what a hero does! ]
i'm just glad we got out of there together and in one piece
it was so weird
and like
really scary
i've never felt so angry before? i didn't think it was possible
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super weird and super scary
I'm going to have to sleep with a nightlight from now on.
I wonder if they have Marvel merch here.
I want a Thor nightlight.
Or a Black Widow nightlight
OH OH OR A SPIDEY NIGHTLIGHT
or maybe a Wolverine nightlight that seems more on brand
Tony Stark must be rubbing off on you
you've got the whole hero complex thing down
[ Stupidly heroic, if you ask Moira. ]
I doubt I'm gonna be able to talk you out of being stupidly heroic next time, right?
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lol
probably
i mean
i'll try not to do stupid things but sometimes its just
idk
like, its the right thing to do
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[ And suddenly Wade's typing like an adult, because he's Worried. ]
Sorry if I made you mad, that's kinda my thing. I just exist and people get pissed off.
I know what you mean, I can never sit by when I see bad shit going down either. I'm like the Gordon Ramsay of bad guys, I have to tell them all they're being a fucking idiot sandwich.
[ . . . ]
Do you know how to fight?
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i'm okay
i'm not mad
uh
kind of?
[ Yes, very much so he does, but Peter Parker is supposed to be a little bit less ... superhero and a little more regular kid, who just so happens to work with Tony Stark because he's something of a mini-genius. That's all, yep. ]
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[ AND LIKE A SWITCH he's back to being a dumbass. ]
Kind of as in
karate kid
or like a mom that went to a self defense class and bought a taser?
if you wanted to learn I'm pretty good at it.
I know around here people need to know how to survive especially if they're a no-good do-gooder.
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yeah i mean
i wouldn't mind some pointers and some like, super basic self defense skills
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to pay you back for the whole saving my pumpkin and helping me fiasco
oh oh
this is going to be so exciting I've never taught someone how to fight like a badass
Do you go to school here?
what's your schedule like???
[ FRIENDSHIP. ]
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i mean obviously it was super important to you? but i guess i'm curious about why
and uh
no no i don't go to school
i work at FEAR and STRANGE and school kinda seems like a waste of time when i'm in this super weird dreamworld and it doesn't really matter when i wake up you know?
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It has a similar ugly bump that the pumpkin my wife and I carved our first Halloween together.
and now you know I'm a sappy Hallmark sentimental romantic.
I buy cards for every event, believe me.
it reminded me of her.
I guess I'm still a little messed up over being the reason she died.
even if I fixed it.
What is FEAR and why does it sound like something someone as sweet as you shouldn't be involved in
Are we going to have a say no to drugs and cults worshiping succubi from hell talk?
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i didn't know you were married
i'm also so sorry she died ... or ... not died? you fixed it?
FEAR is kind of like this world's avengers i guess? like they're here to learn more about this world and the monsters and protect people from them
totally non-culty i swear!! 😱
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I guess I'm glad you do too
I didn't know me being married was something I was supposed to disclose immediately when meeting someone.
yeah Vanessa
she's great
greater than great
One of the really good ones, you know?
Yeah.
some really bad people killed her
I wasn't fast enough to stop them the first time
but luckily I met a guy from the future that had a time doohicky thing
it's all really complicated
but she's okay now
oh em gee how do I join
can I join
I mean I don't have my swords
or knives
or guns
or throwing stars
but I'm really good at not dying and saving people
I'm basically an Avenger back home
other than the fact that Tony Stark keeps telling me no
I'm like on the same level as Daredevil but cooler
and not blind
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i don't have weapons either but i'm pretty good with the whole research part and if you're good at saving people you'd be super necessary to the team
i feel like the tony stark from my home would totally let you join the avengers if you knew him
he's pretty awesome
[ Even if, okay yeah, Spider-Man might have turned down the opportunity to join the Avengers right around the time Peter wound up here.
Welp. ]
but for FEAR i think really all you have to do is sign up
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[ Sure, he can gather intel on people, map out escape routes and pay attention to details most people miss. But he is not very good at the nerdy dirty stuff. ]
I have a suspicion that I know the Tony Stark from your home. Weirdly short, facial hair, Robert Downey Jr. looking motherfucker?
sign up where???
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he's not tall like captain america but
uh
idk who robert downey jr is
but anyway, you know what i'm
not actually sure
mr stark kinda recruited me when i first got here
maybe i can just get you in too
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but I don't wanna get you in trouble either
how about we start with those milkshakes tho
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i think FEAR could use more people like you
but milkshakes sound awesome