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[ AND LIKE A SWITCH he's back to being a dumbass. ]
Kind of as in
karate kid
or like a mom that went to a self defense class and bought a taser?
if you wanted to learn I'm pretty good at it.
I know around here people need to know how to survive especially if they're a no-good do-gooder.
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yeah i mean
i wouldn't mind some pointers and some like, super basic self defense skills
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to pay you back for the whole saving my pumpkin and helping me fiasco
oh oh
this is going to be so exciting I've never taught someone how to fight like a badass
Do you go to school here?
what's your schedule like???
[ FRIENDSHIP. ]
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i mean obviously it was super important to you? but i guess i'm curious about why
and uh
no no i don't go to school
i work at FEAR and STRANGE and school kinda seems like a waste of time when i'm in this super weird dreamworld and it doesn't really matter when i wake up you know?
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It has a similar ugly bump that the pumpkin my wife and I carved our first Halloween together.
and now you know I'm a sappy Hallmark sentimental romantic.
I buy cards for every event, believe me.
it reminded me of her.
I guess I'm still a little messed up over being the reason she died.
even if I fixed it.
What is FEAR and why does it sound like something someone as sweet as you shouldn't be involved in
Are we going to have a say no to drugs and cults worshiping succubi from hell talk?
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i didn't know you were married
i'm also so sorry she died ... or ... not died? you fixed it?
FEAR is kind of like this world's avengers i guess? like they're here to learn more about this world and the monsters and protect people from them
totally non-culty i swear!! 😱
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I guess I'm glad you do too
I didn't know me being married was something I was supposed to disclose immediately when meeting someone.
yeah Vanessa
she's great
greater than great
One of the really good ones, you know?
Yeah.
some really bad people killed her
I wasn't fast enough to stop them the first time
but luckily I met a guy from the future that had a time doohicky thing
it's all really complicated
but she's okay now
oh em gee how do I join
can I join
I mean I don't have my swords
or knives
or guns
or throwing stars
but I'm really good at not dying and saving people
I'm basically an Avenger back home
other than the fact that Tony Stark keeps telling me no
I'm like on the same level as Daredevil but cooler
and not blind
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i don't have weapons either but i'm pretty good with the whole research part and if you're good at saving people you'd be super necessary to the team
i feel like the tony stark from my home would totally let you join the avengers if you knew him
he's pretty awesome
[ Even if, okay yeah, Spider-Man might have turned down the opportunity to join the Avengers right around the time Peter wound up here.
Welp. ]
but for FEAR i think really all you have to do is sign up
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[ Sure, he can gather intel on people, map out escape routes and pay attention to details most people miss. But he is not very good at the nerdy dirty stuff. ]
I have a suspicion that I know the Tony Stark from your home. Weirdly short, facial hair, Robert Downey Jr. looking motherfucker?
sign up where???
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he's not tall like captain america but
uh
idk who robert downey jr is
but anyway, you know what i'm
not actually sure
mr stark kinda recruited me when i first got here
maybe i can just get you in too
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but I don't wanna get you in trouble either
how about we start with those milkshakes tho
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i think FEAR could use more people like you
but milkshakes sound awesome