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No I haven't because I'm still not an Avenger or have a fancy schmancy Tony Stark job.

thanks for rubbing it in. I guess I'll just go CRY

also do you wanna get milkshakes? I have a craving for diner milkshakes with french fries dipped in

Also x2: but she doesn't ride a broom

i mean

i haven't met her personally either!!

[ lol kind of a lie???-ish? ]

so its okay

there's always a chance she might show up here

not that i'd wish this place on anyone

but yeah!

milkshakes sound awesome

i'm so down

nice save.

[ Wade 100% thinks Peter has met all the Avengers and is just sparing his fanboy feelings. ]

Trust me it's probably better I never meet her, she'll probably try to turn me into a pretzel or destroy the universe in a whole House of M sort of deal.

Milkshake Monday!!!! [ It's not even... Monday... ] wait, question for future food outings. Do you like tacos? if yes, have you found a taco place here? [ Apparently Wade's already decided they're buddies... Welcome to this revelation, Peter. ]

Oh yeah here.
[ Have an address to one of the many diners. ]

[ w e l l

as long as he doesn't suspect that Peter is anything but a fanboy who happened to have a chance to meet Avengers like they're celebrities. That's all. Yep. ]

oh my god yeah

i love tacos

tacos and burritos and hot dogs and panini sandwiches

basically all food

i haven't found any really good place though

nothing like the stuff in ny

[ FRIENDSHIP???? Peter's into it. ]

[ That is indeed all Wade thinks. ]

you're speaking my language, P-dog
what about pizza
Please tell me you're a normal person and like pineapple on pizza.
Me neither. it's putting a huge damper on how many times I can actually say the word Chimichanga for a reason.
(which is the best word ever, just so we're clear)

I miss all the food carts in NY

oh man

i love pizza

pizza's great

i don't really have an opinion on the pineapple on pizza thing but i'll eat it!

the food carts!!! ugh i wish they had food carts here

like

not scary food carts

great answer.
Wish I was as smart as you at your age

FUCK. I miss the food carts
even the scary ones
it's like playing Russian Roulette with your insides
Who wouldn't like that?

[ D'aww. Peter just :DDDD's as he reads the first part of that text. ]

i think this place might make you think twice about scary foodcarts

it'll be something worse than a trip to the bathroom at the end you know?

something way

way

worse

promises, promises Petey.

hey speaking of bad endings
I wanted to say thanks
the shit that happened when we met.
You didn't have to stay back and help the guy the looks like the inside of a Hot Pocket and you still did
Not a lot of people would do that

no thanks needed

seriously man

its like no problem at all

you needed help and i wasn't gonna leave you

[ That's not what a hero does! ]

i'm just glad we got out of there together and in one piece

it was so weird

and like

really scary

i've never felt so angry before? i didn't think it was possible

Yeah, I had way less holes in me than I thought I would.
super weird and super scary
I'm going to have to sleep with a nightlight from now on.
I wonder if they have Marvel merch here.
I want a Thor nightlight.
Or a Black Widow nightlight
OH OH OR A SPIDEY NIGHTLIGHT
or maybe a Wolverine nightlight that seems more on brand

Tony Stark must be rubbing off on you
you've got the whole hero complex thing down

[ Stupidly heroic, if you ask Moira. ]

I doubt I'm gonna be able to talk you out of being stupidly heroic next time, right?

oh um

lol

probably

i mean

i'll try not to do stupid things but sometimes its just

idk

like, its the right thing to do

You're suddenly typing like you're constipated. Are you okay?????

[ And suddenly Wade's typing like an adult, because he's Worried. ]

Sorry if I made you mad, that's kinda my thing. I just exist and people get pissed off.
I know what you mean, I can never sit by when I see bad shit going down either. I'm like the Gordon Ramsay of bad guys, I have to tell them all they're being a fucking idiot sandwich.

[ . . . ]

Do you know how to fight?

haha no no its ok

i'm okay

i'm not mad

uh

kind of?

[ Yes, very much so he does, but Peter Parker is supposed to be a little bit less ... superhero and a little more regular kid, who just so happens to work with Tony Stark because he's something of a mini-genius. That's all, yep. ]

oh great.
[ AND LIKE A SWITCH he's back to being a dumbass. ]

Kind of as in
karate kid
or like a mom that went to a self defense class and bought a taser?
if you wanted to learn I'm pretty good at it.
I know around here people need to know how to survive especially if they're a no-good do-gooder.

uh

yeah i mean

i wouldn't mind some pointers and some like, super basic self defense skills

Okay grasshopper I will be your teacher
to pay you back for the whole saving my pumpkin and helping me fiasco
oh oh
this is going to be so exciting I've never taught someone how to fight like a badass
Do you go to school here?
what's your schedule like???

[ FRIENDSHIP. ]

oh yeah i kinda kept meaning to ask you about the pumpkin

i mean obviously it was super important to you? but i guess i'm curious about why

and uh

no no i don't go to school

i work at FEAR and STRANGE and school kinda seems like a waste of time when i'm in this super weird dreamworld and it doesn't really matter when i wake up you know?

I just really like pumpkin pie????

It has a similar ugly bump that the pumpkin my wife and I carved our first Halloween together.
and now you know I'm a sappy Hallmark sentimental romantic.
I buy cards for every event, believe me.
it reminded me of her.
I guess I'm still a little messed up over being the reason she died.
even if I fixed it.

What is FEAR and why does it sound like something someone as sweet as you shouldn't be involved in
Are we going to have a say no to drugs and cults worshiping succubi from hell talk?

i mean pumpkin pie is also a valid reason but i'm glad i know the real reason why

i didn't know you were married

i'm also so sorry she died ... or ... not died? you fixed it?

FEAR is kind of like this world's avengers i guess? like they're here to learn more about this world and the monsters and protect people from them

totally non-culty i swear!! 😱

I'm more of an apple pie kinda guy myself but pumpkin will do in a pinch
I guess I'm glad you do too

I didn't know me being married was something I was supposed to disclose immediately when meeting someone.
yeah Vanessa
she's great
greater than great
One of the really good ones, you know?

Yeah.
some really bad people killed her
I wasn't fast enough to stop them the first time
but luckily I met a guy from the future that had a time doohicky thing
it's all really complicated
but she's okay now

oh em gee how do I join
can I join
I mean I don't have my swords
or knives
or guns
or throwing stars
but I'm really good at not dying and saving people
I'm basically an Avenger back home
other than the fact that Tony Stark keeps telling me no
I'm like on the same level as Daredevil but cooler
and not blind

yeah of course you can join!

i don't have weapons either but i'm pretty good with the whole research part and if you're good at saving people you'd be super necessary to the team

i feel like the tony stark from my home would totally let you join the avengers if you knew him

he's pretty awesome

[ Even if, okay yeah, Spider-Man might have turned down the opportunity to join the Avengers right around the time Peter wound up here.

Welp. ]

but for FEAR i think really all you have to do is sign up

Edited 2018-10-22 02:08 (UTC)

ew research. I'm not good with the brain-y stuff.

[ Sure, he can gather intel on people, map out escape routes and pay attention to details most people miss. But he is not very good at the nerdy dirty stuff. ]

I have a suspicion that I know the Tony Stark from your home. Weirdly short, facial hair, Robert Downey Jr. looking motherfucker?

sign up where???

huh? i mean yeah he's got facial hair

he's not tall like captain america but

uh

idk who robert downey jr is

but anyway, you know what i'm

not actually sure

mr stark kinda recruited me when i first got here

maybe i can just get you in too

I wouldn't say no to that
but I don't wanna get you in trouble either
how about we start with those milkshakes tho

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