it's not? you're sure? so you're not the guy that said "hey i bet this new dr. pepper would go really good with those dollar dog corn dogs you love so much"? the new dr. pepper being the berries and cream flavor that we tried as a JOKE ( even though it was actually pretty good on it's own but that's not the point ) that's not an idea you planted in my head like a little dr. pepper marketing cherub?
i don't know why i said cherub, but i had this mental image of you being a little winged angel figure on my shoulder, just go with it.
i so badly wanted to report back to you that you were right! it was delicious! what a combo! only you could think up something so avant-garde! but no. i can't do that because my stomach is just way too angry at me for applauding what you instigated.
but i don't know what you could possibly find embarrassing about being compared to an adorable baby angel. at least i think that's what they are. is that what cherubs are?
and yeah okay i might have led you astray with the corn dogs and the dr pepper berries flavour (which was so good yeah i'm not taking that back) and i'm really sorry about that
i think you're a little bit of a cherub, peter parker. but in a very cool and heroic way. while i appreciate the offer, i don't know if pepto will help this time. i'm just mega burpy. which is fun for five minutes, tops, but then it's like way too much burping??? it turns out there's an upper limit on how long burps are amusing.
so... you can come over if you want to. but you can't tease me for any of the kinds of burps you're going to witness. and i reserve the right to ask you to rub my back, because it might actually help. i think. it can't hurt, at least.
[ plus she just likes back rubs, okay. but if babies can be burped by getting patted on the back, why would a back rub not help her? totally logical. ]
well yeah, obviously, since i'm always right and everything i say is true.
[ what she wants to text back is scary movies as a remedy for burps? i actually love you. but instead- ]
you're so weird. and so is that idea. luckily i like weird, so you're good. but okay, it can't be anything TOO scary, because if i gasp too many times i'll just end up with the hiccups and that's the laaaaast thing i need right now.
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ok uh whatever i did i'm sorry
but also?
i'm pretty sure this isn't on me gwen
😣
you wanna tell me what happened?
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so you're not the guy that said
"hey i bet this new dr. pepper would go really good with those dollar dog corn dogs you love so much"?
the new dr. pepper being the berries and cream flavor that we tried as a JOKE
( even though it was actually pretty good on it's own but that's not the point )
that's not an idea you planted in my head like a little dr. pepper marketing cherub?
i don't know why i said cherub, but i had this mental image of you being a little winged angel figure on my shoulder, just go with it.
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what? no
nope
that totally doesn't sound like me idk what you're talking about 🤔🤔
but also oh my god please never call me a cherub ever again
i'm embarrassed 🙈
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it was delicious!
what a combo! only you could think up something so avant-garde!
but no. i can't do that because my stomach is just way too angry at me for applauding what you instigated.
but i don't know what you could possibly find embarrassing about being compared to an adorable baby angel.
at least i think that's what they are. is that what cherubs are?
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and also michelangelo's frescos???
anyway
i'm totally not a cherub
i'm way cooler!!! and more heroic!!!
and yeah okay i might have led you astray with the corn dogs and the dr pepper berries flavour (which was so good yeah i'm not taking that back) and i'm really sorry about that
i can grab you some like
pepto
if you want
should i swing by?
i feel like i owe it to you
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but in a very cool and
heroic way.
while i appreciate the offer, i don't know if pepto will help this time.
i'm just mega burpy.
which is fun for five minutes, tops, but then it's like
way too much burping???
it turns out there's an upper limit on how long burps are amusing.
so... you can come over if you want to.
but you can't tease me for any of the kinds of burps you're going to witness.
and i reserve the right to ask you to rub my back, because it might actually help.
i think.
it can't hurt, at least.
[ plus she just likes back rubs, okay. but if babies can be burped by getting patted on the back, why would a back rub not help her? totally logical. ]
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but yeah!
yeah i can come over and give you a back-rubbing if it'll help
maybe we can watch like a scary movie? get the burps out faster?
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[ what she wants to text back is scary movies as a remedy for burps? i actually love you. but instead- ]
you're so weird. and so is that idea.
luckily i like weird, so you're good.
but okay, it can't be anything TOO scary, because if i gasp too many times i'll just end up with the hiccups and that's the laaaaast thing i need right now.
oh!! can we watch coraline?