It wasn't meant to be a joke, but it kind of is a hilarious image when you really think about it. He joins in, laughing too. ]
Oh, man - yeah. Some people give their dogs boots, and they're like - sometimes they're the dorkiest things.
I mean, they're supposed to help because of the salt and the cold, but -- oh! Then there are the owners who give their dogs full outfits. Like coats and hats and stuff.
[Dorkiest. 'Dorkiest'. It must mean ridiculous in nature, right?
He'll just assume so.]
I keep imagining a man walking into a village full of feral dogs — and seeing them in nothing but jackets and boots! He would run screaming, thinking the townsfolk had been put under a dark spell.
... I would give gems and gold to see such a spectacle.
Oh, man. Even in present day, it'd be awesome. Someone would put it up on the internet - like, the network - so everyone else could see it and get some enjoyment from it too.
[ It probably already exists on YouTube somewhere, honestly, but Peter goes on: ]
I kinda wish we could do something like that here, but the dogs are pretty different. And then you probably don't wanna do anything to the deer either.
[Of this everyone's sure, but it begs to be repeated.]
... But I do not understand why the people who live here despise them so. They offer guidance and have protected us, and yet they're ignored by those who hail from Deerington itself... I wish I knew why, but answers here are usually scarce.
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It wasn't meant to be a joke, but it kind of is a hilarious image when you really think about it. He joins in, laughing too. ]
Oh, man - yeah. Some people give their dogs boots, and they're like - sometimes they're the dorkiest things.
I mean, they're supposed to help because of the salt and the cold, but -- oh! Then there are the owners who give their dogs full outfits. Like coats and hats and stuff.
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He'll just assume so.]
I keep imagining a man walking into a village full of feral dogs — and seeing them in nothing but jackets and boots! He would run screaming, thinking the townsfolk had been put under a dark spell.
... I would give gems and gold to see such a spectacle.
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[ It probably already exists on YouTube somewhere, honestly, but Peter goes on: ]
I kinda wish we could do something like that here, but the dogs are pretty different. And then you probably don't wanna do anything to the deer either.
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[Of this everyone's sure, but it begs to be repeated.]
... But I do not understand why the people who live here despise them so. They offer guidance and have protected us, and yet they're ignored by those who hail from Deerington itself... I wish I knew why, but answers here are usually scarce.