New York? [He whistles.] I'm way too broke to visit, but it sounds great; I'm actually from California, myself. Lotta 'duuuudes' and 'gnarly' and overpriced wheatgrass shakes.

[Yes, those were done in stereotypical Californian accents that don't really exist over there.]

What's it like there? I mean, if you had to explain it to some random traveling soul.