i think you're a little bit of a cherub, peter parker. but in a very cool and heroic way. while i appreciate the offer, i don't know if pepto will help this time. i'm just mega burpy. which is fun for five minutes, tops, but then it's like way too much burping??? it turns out there's an upper limit on how long burps are amusing.
so... you can come over if you want to. but you can't tease me for any of the kinds of burps you're going to witness. and i reserve the right to ask you to rub my back, because it might actually help. i think. it can't hurt, at least.
[ plus she just likes back rubs, okay. but if babies can be burped by getting patted on the back, why would a back rub not help her? totally logical. ]
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but in a very cool and
heroic way.
while i appreciate the offer, i don't know if pepto will help this time.
i'm just mega burpy.
which is fun for five minutes, tops, but then it's like
way too much burping???
it turns out there's an upper limit on how long burps are amusing.
so... you can come over if you want to.
but you can't tease me for any of the kinds of burps you're going to witness.
and i reserve the right to ask you to rub my back, because it might actually help.
i think.
it can't hurt, at least.
[ plus she just likes back rubs, okay. but if babies can be burped by getting patted on the back, why would a back rub not help her? totally logical. ]