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@loki.odinson

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Did you find him?

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dr strange?

yeah

i uh kinda live with him now actually

[ Funny how life works. ]

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[ oh super hilarious ]

Ah.
And Tony Stark, I take it.

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yeah!

he's actually the one who kinda found me and offered me a place

[ Seems even alternate versions of Mr Stark gotta take care of him. ]

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[ before anyone warns Peter about him, he has some questions. ]

Which one did you dress up as, again?

1/2

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oh

uhhh

[ There's hesitation. It's a reflex, really. ]

2/2

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[ An equivalent version of the ( . . . ) in their network brain-chips starts and stops.

And then: ]

spider-man

i'm spider-man

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[ what ]

What

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uhh

yeah

so

hi

[ r u ok loki ]

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[ he wonders, briefly, if this is how people would feel if they met that child version of himself. ]

I take it Strange never did cast that infernal spell on your suit to make your identity unobtainable. No matter.
If any other me shows up, don't tell them that.

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uh what?

wait that's possible?

oh man

that would have helped me out a lot haha

[ crying ]

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[ by the norns, peter ]

Be certain to ask him about it.
Also, who types "haha" when they're laughing ironically?

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can he still do that kinda stuff? i guess it doesn't matter here but

oh man


yeah guess it's a nervous habit

[ uMMM obviously someone who wholly relies on jokes to deal with the pain ok ]

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Probably not, given we've lost all abilities here.
Well, mostly.
How about you?

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i mean i haven't really tried but

i feel different

[ There's a moment when he doesn't say anything else.





And then: ]

definitely can't stick to things anymore either

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Alas, no more sticky fingers.
Perhaps a sticky butt? Wouldn't that be ironic.

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and mega embarrassing

also the lamest power swap ever

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And the worst farts.

[ how many bathroom jokes can he make? guess ]

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hahaha

[ Also rl laughing. ]

they'd be disgusting, can you imagine?

that's gotta qualify for a refund from whoever gives these powers to us

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Speaking of, I'm surprised that we've not learned of any embarrassing abilities gifted to us yet.
Someone has to have one.

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if they did they'd probably keep it secret, right?

like they could just pretend they don't have a power or whatever

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Alas, making the stinkiest fart may prove somewhat useful.